A sheriff in Salt Lake City, Utah, spent three hours searching for a lunch box. The alarm was raised by the owner of the container, who packed a vital adjunct to its usual dietary constituents. The treasure was eventually sited in the hands of the fifteen year old male culprit, who was at the time attempting to negotiate it in the mouth of a big tomcat. One might wonder what this desirable prize was. Well, instead of including the customary cutlery to consume a meal, the said gentleman had enclosed his set of false teeth. His lunch had also disappeared…meow!
Source: News Friday 15 March 1946